You guys need to be watching The Returned (or les Revenants.) It’s like a French version of The Walking Dead, except it’s all subtle and stuff. Also the guy that plays Simon est tres fucking hot (see, the show is improving my French you guys). I don’t know if I think that because of his magnificent jawline, or the fact that my hair recognizes his hair as a kindred spirit. But besides that, the show is really good. It’s about people that died in previous years just…coming back from the dead. Like that. No memory of how it happened. Then they return to their families, and that obviously proves REALLY hard to do.
I GAINED TWO POUNDS
I AM LIVING ON CRYSTAL LIGHT AND YOUTHFUL ENTHUSIASM
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
DID SOMEONE STUFF A CHEESEBURGER IN MY MOUTH WHEN I WAS SLEEPING
STOP DOING THAT